Turtle Vase Bong
$125.00
MBV-TURTLE-V
Porcelain and glass vase bongs from the Signature Collection. Hidden in plain sight on a shelf or a nightstand, and still a smooth, water-filtered draw when you want one.
- Hand-finished with a custom bowl, downstem and flower poker
- Looks like decor, cleans like glass
- Ships discreetly in plain packaging
- Gift-ready with a certificate of authenticity
Ships discreetly from Charleston, SC in 1–3 business days.
- Order now and it ships next business day from Charleston, SC
- Free US shipping on orders over $100
- Discreet, unbranded packaging. Nothing on the box says bong.
The story & what's included
Today’s world can take its toll. It’s time to slow down and let nature nurture you.
A steady and true companion on your spiritual journey, our new Turtle Vase Bong is the latest creature in our collection. Turtle was created with your highest purpose in mind and comes with everything needed to help you stay grounded.
Turtle’s teardrop form is intentionally designed with balance and beauty. Its lush green mosaic tiles, each embraced in a natural display of hexagonal ridges, provide a protective outer shell. Turtle is accompanied by a gorgeous seeded fig floral, a brass poker with a glow-in-the-dark marble, and a wooden My Bud Vase logo tag/bracelet.
Life’s not a race, take it at your own pace– with Turtle!
Included with your Turtle My Bud Vase®:
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Turtle Vase
- H: 8 inches W: 5 inches
- Custom Slide
- 3" Fixed Downstem
- Seeded Fig Floral Arrangement
- Turtle Poker: Metal Garden Globe with Glow-in-the-Dark Orb
- Wooden My Bud Vase Logo Bracelet
- Certificate of Authenticity
Cleaning & care
Empty, add 3–4 tsp coarse salt per ½ cup isopropyl alcohol, cover the openings, shake, rinse with warm water. Soak the bowl separately. No dishwasher, no boiling water. Full care guide →
Shipping & returns
Orders ship from Charleston, SC within 1–3 business days in plain packaging. Free US shipping over $100. Damaged in transit? Email a photo within 7 days and we'll make it right. Returns policy →
- Discreet packaging, always
- Certificate of authenticity included
- Designed by women, for everyone
Turtle Vase Bong
$125.00
A companion for the journey
Steady and true.
Today’s world can take its toll.
It’s time to slow down and let nature nurture you .
Hidden in plain sight
Turtle at home
Styled the way Turtle wants to live: out in the open.
The zen terraceStone, gravel, bonsai
The rattan shelfField guides and ferns
True to scale
8 inches tall. See it next to things you own.
Every Signature vase is sized to live on a shelf, a vanity or a nightstand and still deliver a proper water-filtered draw.
- Height
- 8 in
- Width
- 5 in
Wine bottle
11.8 in
11.8 in
8 in
Coffee mug
3.75 in
3.75 in
Signature favorites
How it compares
The three pieces people most often cross-shop.
| Attribute |
Rose |
TurtleYou're viewing |
Stardust |
|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $100.00 | $125.00 | $200.00 |
| Height | 10.25 in | 8 in | 12 in |
| Colors | 3 | One | One |
| Best for | Classic porcelain, three colors | Earthy mosaic, boho rooms | Cut crystal, maximum sparkle |
| Availability | In stock | In stock | Sold out |
| Link | View | Add to cart | View |
Everything included
Arrives ready to use
The vase
Hand-finished porcelain or glass, sized for a shelf.
Bowl & downstem
A custom slide on a fixed downstem with rubber grommet.
Flower poker
Clears the bowl and doubles as the bouquet.
Certificate
Certificate of authenticity in every box.
Complete the ritual
Goes beautifully with it
Clip, poker and a little sparkle.
Keeps the water clear for weeks.
Designer cones for the matching sesh.
Candle that erases the evidence.
Does it actually work like a bong?
Yes. Every Signature vase has a fixed glass downstem and a custom bowl. Fill with water to just above the downstem, pack the bowl, and draw from the neck. Porcelain filters the same way glass does, with a slightly cooler hit.
Is it discreet?
Very. With the flower poker in place it reads as a vase. The box and shipping label are plain, with no mention of what's inside.
How do I clean it?
Coarse salt plus isopropyl alcohol, shake, rinse warm. Soak the bowl separately for a couple of hours. Avoid the dishwasher and boiling water, which can craze the glaze.
Can I replace the bowl?
Yes. Bowl size is listed under what's included, and spares in other colors are in Bowls for Days.
Is it a good gift?
Our vases are the most-gifted pieces we make. Add a free gift message above and we'll hand-write it on the card. Every box includes a certificate of authenticity.
Do you ship to my state?
We ship across the US as a home-decor product. International shipping is available at checkout for most countries.
As seen in
- Forbes
- Fast Company
- VICE
- Parade“Valentine's gifts better than jewelry”
- High Times
